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Our City Radio Comedy Channel!
The Funniest Radio Station on the Web!
Being jokesters at heart and always attempting to lighten a mood with a smile, it only felt natural to have a Comedy Station on Our City Radio! With so many truly funny people out there, the talent will never run dry here, except for the dry humor that is! With production plans to include skits, performances, pre-recorded and live shows and so much more, the laughs are sure to hurt your belly! Join me now as I attempt to share with you some of the funniest things we have heard in the past few years!
So Funny, So True!
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. And dealing with those people usually tends to lead to the next funny one liner. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. I learned this very lesson as a small boy when I asked God for a bike, I waited and waited and still no bike. After a few Sunday School lessons I realized God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. I wasn’t allowed back in Sunday School and that’s when Church started reminding me of the Evening News, where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. And that is because most of us never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. Like when my mother used to say,”What have I told about acting in public!” Yes mother. She never saw the irony in calling me a son of a bitch.
Just like almost everything here has been said before, To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. Really right, If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
Humans are so stupid, did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “In case of an emergency, notify:” I put “A DOCTOR”. What the hell is my mother going to do?
Never, ever, wonder what happens if you take a sleeping pill and a laxative in the same night, even if your friend is just begging for a horrible prank to be played on him! Because I really need you to ask yourself this; If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?
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