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Our City Radio Comedy Channel!
The Funniest Radio Station on the Web!
Being jokesters at heart and always attempting to lighten a mood with a smile, it only felt natural to have a Comedy Station on Our City Radio! With so many truly funny people out there, the talent will never run dry here, except for the dry humor that is! With production plans to include skits, performances, pre-recorded and live shows and so much more, the laughs are sure to hurt your belly! Join me now as I attempt to share with you some of the funniest things we have heard in the past few years!
So Funny, So True!
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. And dealing with those people usually tends to lead to the next funny one liner. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. I learned this very lesson as a small boy when I asked God for a bike, I waited and waited and still no bike. After a few Sunday School lessons I realized God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. I wasn’t allowed back in Sunday School and that’s when Church started reminding me of the Evening News, where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. And that is because most of us never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. Like when my mother used to say,”What have I told about acting in public!” Yes mother. She never saw the irony in calling me a son of a bitch.
Just like almost everything here has been said before, To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. Really right, If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
Humans are so stupid, did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “In case of an emergency, notify:” I put “A DOCTOR”. What the hell is my mother going to do?
Never, ever, wonder what happens if you take a sleeping pill and a laxative in the same night, even if your friend is just begging for a horrible prank to be played on him! Because I really need you to ask yourself this; If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?
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This is for all You Manly Man.. Yupp Its Bacon and beer festival!
The Bacon and Beer Classic is a one-of-a-kind event hosted inside Major League Baseball stadiums across America! It is a premier experience focused on traditions, where one’s nostalgia of baseball meets their love for bacon and beer. There you will be enjoying all the venues of local beers and all the different style of how bacon may be consumed and enjoyed. Along with this festival there will be some local bands playing their screams for your enjoyment, what man of a man would not want to be here. There will even be a cooking demonstration on Bacon. May 17th At Seattle Center…
My years of dating have been many, my years of online dating have been few.
I myself am more of an old school kind of guy, I remember the days when all you needed to do to find a girl was go outside! Now day it seems everyone would rather stay in and communicate digitally. People occupy their time with facebook, twitter, online dating all the while missing out on face to face interactions. How did we get to this point? Is this a future that we should embrace and if so what are some of the perks and new things we can learn from this world of digital love searching?
It seems that when I was growing up the age of technology was just getting started. I remember the first piece of technology I had was a game system so basic you could only move back and forth and shoot sqaure light pellets stright up, for my life at that time that was technology! Over the years we got more advanced in the world of videos games and computers. Then came the Internet! That changed everything, it was then that we went from a world that used technology to a world that needed it. The internet started taking control of all parts of our life from how we travel, to how we bank and now how we date.
Today there are literally thousands of online dating sites. We have the big name big business dating sites and we have tons upon tons of little start up dating sites. Is online dating the only way to meet someone now days? Well, it depends what kind of person you are. I have friends that have never had a problem meeting women. They are the type that are more extroverted, they meet women at jobs, school or just out and about. Now the more introvet might find it more difficult to meet someone. Online dating might level the playing field in some respects for people that may be a little shy. For those people dating sites can be a good training ground, you don’t have the vulnerablility of asking someone out face to face and you don’t risk the same kind of rejection. The down side is that the internet provides people with an avenue to say they are whoever they say they are. For many this mat be one of the huge drawns to online dating and for other it is just as annoying as someone lying about who they are in real life. If you look you can find lessons in anything and this is no exception.
Making up things about myself isn’t really my style, I think I like who I am too much. I believe that is the first step in finding someone, if you don’t really like who you are those insecurities will come out eventually. The people that is see dating the most are the people that are happy whether they are with someone or not. When you feel good and confident in who you truly are then people can’t help but be drawn to your vibes, your style, and your spirit!
6 months ago as the very first Seahawks preseason game was just getting started, I proudly walked into a 49ers bar in California wearing my favorite Marshawn Lynch “HMD” shirt. (Thanks 20sixfresh.com) I sat and I watched, and I egged the 9ers fans on, with pride, and a sense of confidence that all Seattle sports fans feel…before the season starts.
One month later the 49ers came to Seattle. They came to the home of the 12th man, to show their dominance. To show that the last time we played them was a fluke and it wouldn’t happen again. To show why they were the NFC champions, and we were just their little brother. They came, and the left empty handed. The the thunder and lightening delayed the game for over an hour, but that did not deter the 12th man, our the boys on the field. When asked after the game how the felt about the game, when it was delayed, Sherman said “we could have won with the 5 points we had. They weren’t going to outscore us on this night.” Thankfully we scored more. 29 points actually. The entire football world saw what could be the start of a power shift in the NFL on this night on national television.
The rematch down in Candlestick didn’t go as well. They beat us on their home field. In the final season at the stick, they would not be embarrassed. The game however was another close one.
Seattle locked up the number 1 seed, and home field advantage, ensuring that no matter what, the road to New Jersey had to come through 800 Occidental ave. As someone who dislikes everything about Jim Harbaugh, and Colin Kaepernick, I hoped the Packers would beat them at Lambaugh in the coldest game in NFL history, but they prevailed. I had wanted their season to end before even reaching us against Cam Newton in Carolina, yet again they prevailed.
So now it comes down to this. San Fransisco comes to Seattle, as we face off for a 3rd time in 6 months. It could not be better written if you tried. I think about it, and it had to come to this. This is the only fitting way for this chapter of the rivalry to end. The winner not only gets to go to the Superbowl, but they get to send their bitter rival home. Send them home thinking about this loss for the next 9 months until the new season begins. Two teams that hate each other just as much as the media hype leads you to believe. Two young superstar in the making quarterbacks, two bruiser running-backs, the two best defenses in the league.
We are likely to see some fights, some ejections, and most assuredly a lot of yellow flags. I don’t think Seattle will handle them as easily as the last 2 times they came here, but Lord knows I would love it.
It took the 49ers 36 years to win their first Superbowl, and here we are in Seattle, trying to win our first one. This season started out, with these two teams as the favorites to win, not just the NFC, but the whole thing. Rarely do the preseason favorites live up to the expectations, but this year they have far superseded them.
This Sunday, football fans are in for a hell of a treat, as the 2 biggest rivalries in the NFL are showcased with the winners going to the biggest stage in all of American sports. Let’s hope the Sea hawks stick to their motto of going 1 and 0 this week. Cause as much as I hate the 49ers, it will not be an easy task to send them packing. Go Sea hawks!